Sunday, August 1, 2010

The 10 Things TV Has Taught Me This Year

January 20, 2010 by morticia  
Filed under Commentary, Humor

1. Islam is the religion of peace.

2. George W. Bush is to blame for anything that has gone wrong ever.

3. Global warming is going to kill us all…..NOW!….no wait……NOW!…..

4. Anyone who believes in the 2nd amendment should be waterboarded.

5. There are apparently two kinds of rape: “rape” and “rape rape.”

6. As a nation, we let uninsured people die in the streets(and then drive our SUV’s over them).

7. Tea Party participants are all racists.

8. We can claim underage prostitutes as dependents for tax purposes.

9. Even I could win a Nobel Peace Prize.

10. It’s worth exploiting a child, if you can save just one turkey! (thanks PETA).

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