Three Suggestions for Lindsay Lohan

I have confessed many times, both in writing and on the air, that for many years I have been mystified by our celebrity-obsessed culture, so I’m probably not the best person to offer advice to any member of this very disturbed and dysfunctional bunch, but in the interest of helping the latest celebutard freak to [...]

Ouch, School, that’s my toe you’re stepping on…

I recently received an email from the PTA of my child’s school. Here is the first line of the message: “Whether they realize it or not, parents and caregivers are the primary sexuality educators of their children.”
This got me thinking (which is always trouble)- WHO ARE THESE PARENTS THAT DON’T REALIZE THIS? Who do they [...]

The 10 Things TV Has Taught Me This Year

1. Islam is the religion of peace.
2. George W. Bush is to blame for anything that has gone wrong ever.
3. Global warming is going to kill us all…..NOW!….no wait……NOW!…..
4. Anyone who believes in the 2nd amendment should be waterboarded.
5. There are apparently two kinds of rape: “rape” and “rape rape.”
6. As a nation, we let [...]