El Rushbo Gives Me Townhall Protest Marching Orders
August 6, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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I’m a Democrat: You Owe Me
August 5, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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President Leads Police on Drunken Vehicle Chase after White House Beer Party
July 30, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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Obama Threatens to Quit Over NBC-Boyle Incident
July 21, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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By Dr. Dave
WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama threatened to resign today if he can’t have Susan Boyle’s 9 p.m. timeslot on NBC Wednesday to try to drum up support for his sagging plan for health care “reform.”
“Yesterday, I said it wasn’t about me. I friggin’ lied. IT IS!” he said this morning during an impromptu press conference at the White House, visibly angry and, strangely, not reading from a teleprompter. “This health care bill WILL pass. And you WILL give me that 9 p.m. timeslot, NBC. If I don’t get it…I’m gonna…I’m gonna….I’m gonna quit! You’ll be stuck with Slapstick for president. Live with it. You’ll be sorry!”
The president made the announcement to reporters at a time when his poll numbers and support for his policies have never been lower. In fact, his plan for national health care is receiving serious criticism from both Republicans and Democrats, who both know that raising taxes to pay for health care and effectively killing private industry guarantees they’ll be jobless and first in line on Obama’s coming breadlines, beginning with the fall of 2010, cascading into elections in 2012 and beyond.
RIP: TOTUS! The horror! The horror! The horror!
By Dr. Dave
Could it be…murder?
ABC’s Jake Tapper explains, via Hot Air:
Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.
“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”
He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”
For the rest of the speech the president relied on the one remaining teleprompter, to his right, and notes on his podium to finish his speech…
Despite the Nitwits in D.C., Our Men and Women Overseas Always Show Their Brilliance
July 3, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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8 Idiot Republicans Who Helped Cap and Trade Pass the House
Flies Revolt, Swarm White House
June 22, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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ABC Strokes the Mighty One’s Ego
June 20, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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