Lovely Ideas from Pretty People

It’s not as if humans are only allowed to be smart or physically striking.  We can separate the portion of that sentence from “smart” forward, steer it into Conjunction Junction, and swap out the “or” for an “and” without fear of creating incongruity, as there’s no reason why people can’t be both.  For proof, inform [...]

Palin Trying Trial and Error

Sarah Palin is like family to many conservatives, and not just because she would gladly bring a caribou casserole to your cousin’s graduation party.  More significantly, only those who sympathize with her are offering worthwhile criticism.  It’s like how you’d yell at your own sibling or child for misbehaving but would rightfully detonate if someone [...]

Conservative Policy: Be What Barack’s Not

Opposing whatever Barack Obama wants counts as an idea.  Tending to think the answer to anything he says is “No” is a magnificent concept on par with the invention of the George Foreman Grill or the football-shaped sausage.  Those who want the precise converse of the president’s agenda aren’t just being reactionary grumps, either, although [...]

One Year Down. And Only Three Left!

The milestones are flying by.  Thank goodness.  We’re approaching a quarter of a way through Barack Obama’s first and final term, and it’s only occasionally felt as if we were enduring eternity.  Conservatives have held up well since the president gave his first official platitude-stuffed oration to people who were ardently cheering for what will [...]

Obama’s Allergy to Velvet Ropes

Of course you can sneak into the White House.  It will remain true until a grownup is elected to live there and moves in a handful of Januaries from now.  As for now, our Prom King President’s core agenda is to ensure nobody thinks he’s uncool.  So, today’s the time to drop by if you [...]

Obama Joins the Club, Wishes He Hadn’t Won

This makes no sense.  Barack Obama was supposed to end strife among mankind, cure the piggy flu, and make it so neither chicken wings nor beer contain calories.  But we’re not enjoying a string of White House-initiated miracles.  Instead, the only jobs being created or saved are those of security personnel who will deal with [...]

Isn’t It Time for Another Obama Date Night?

Some presidents based decisions upon the question, “Will the course I choose affect this nation in a positive manner?”  But Barack Obama is keen to do everything differently than it’s ever been done before as he upends traditional politics.  That’s why he instead asks, “How will this gig affect my social life?”
In retrospect, he probably [...]

The Narcissist-in-Chief

We must accept that a size-able portion of the left has decided that their ideological foes are all covert racists.  Frankly, it’s just a matter of time until Think Progress fabricates hateful, prejudiced quotes attributed to each and every registered Republican and/or conservative sympathizer.  But I nonetheless stubbornly maintain that we dislike Barack Obama because [...]

We’re Open-Minded, In Our Non-Hippie Way

By Anthony Bialy
Fascist, reactionary, grumpy, outdated, heartless, provincial, insensitive. Oh, and broad-minded. If either our thoroughly tolerant left-leaning pals or the oh so objective media wanted to be fair, they’d brand conservatives with a descriptive modifier that’s far more positive than their usual insulting adjectives. They’d first have to recognize a characteristic [...]

The Hypocrisy Continues

By Lisa Farrar Wellman
And the hypocrisy of the Left continues. The feminists do not defend Sarah Palin. She’s not even in office anymore and the attacks continue. Sarah is a strong, independent-minded, successful woman and yet the feminists remain mostly silent rather than come to her aid while liberals spread vicious lies about her. The [...]

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