Sunday, March 14, 2010

Ouch, School, that’s my toe you’re stepping on…

January 30, 2010 by morticia  
Filed under Commentary, Humor

I recently received an email from the PTA of my child’s school. Here is the first line of the message: “Whether they realize it or not, parents and caregivers are the primary sexuality educators of their children.”
This got me thinking (which is always trouble)- WHO ARE THESE PARENTS THAT DON’T REALIZE THIS? Who do they [...]

I’m Confused….I Think…..Maybe

January 25, 2010 by morticia  
Filed under Commentary

I found out recently that vinyl purses contain insane amounts of lead. Someone call Pam Anderson and PETA, and ask them what we are supposed to do now. The woman on TV said that LEATHER goods contain no lead. She said that cotton was safe as well. She even tested the vinyl purses with a [...]

RIP: TOTUS! The horror! The horror! The horror!

July 13, 2009 by Dr. Dave  
Filed under Features

By Dr. Dave

Could it be…murder?

ABC’s Jake Tapper explains, via Hot Air:

Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”

He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”

For the rest of the speech the president relied on the one remaining teleprompter, to his right, and notes on his podium to finish his speech…