Make the Rich Poor: That’ll Show ‘Em!

Barack Obama’s greatest failing will be breaking his promise by raising taxes on those making less than $250,000 per year.  His co-greatest will be keeping his promise to raise taxes on those making more than $250,000 per year.  He doesn’t even know when he should be lying.
The willingness to punish everyone who makes money is serving as his most [...]

You Got Nothing

It’s remarkable, in its way, to spend a trillion dollars and return empty-handed.  Even Jersey Shore’s human cockroaches could figure out how to acquire tangible goods if handed such a sum.  It’s true even if they can’t fathom 13 individual digits, much less what they represent.  But they’re still vaguely human creatures that know you’re [...]

We’re Open-Minded, In Our Non-Hippie Way

By Anthony Bialy
Fascist, reactionary, grumpy, outdated, heartless, provincial, insensitive. Oh, and broad-minded. If either our thoroughly tolerant left-leaning pals or the oh so objective media wanted to be fair, they’d brand conservatives with a descriptive modifier that’s far more positive than their usual insulting adjectives. They’d first have to recognize a characteristic [...]

FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!

Student Driver

Have you ever been driving down the street and seen one of those cars with the big “student driver” signs on top? Even if you don’t consciously think about it, you end up giving them a little more room than other drivers. After all, they are probably young, definitely inexperienced, and not really qualified yet to be driving a 2,000 pound piece of machinery on public streets.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see where this analogy is going.