I’m a Democrat: You Owe Me
August 5, 2009 by Dr. Dave
Filed under Commentary
“We Rescued the Economy”
Obama Threatens to Quit Over NBC-Boyle Incident
July 21, 2009 by Dr. Dave
Filed under Commentary
By Dr. Dave
WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama threatened to resign today if he can’t have Susan Boyle’s 9 p.m. timeslot on NBC Wednesday to try to drum up support for his sagging plan for health care “reform.”
“Yesterday, I said it wasn’t about me. I friggin’ lied. IT IS!” he said this morning during an impromptu press conference at the White House, visibly angry and, strangely, not reading from a teleprompter. “This health care bill WILL pass. And you WILL give me that 9 p.m. timeslot, NBC. If I don’t get it…I’m gonna…I’m gonna….I’m gonna quit! You’ll be stuck with Slapstick for president. Live with it. You’ll be sorry!”
The president made the announcement to reporters at a time when his poll numbers and support for his policies have never been lower. In fact, his plan for national health care is receiving serious criticism from both Republicans and Democrats, who both know that raising taxes to pay for health care and effectively killing private industry guarantees they’ll be jobless and first in line on Obama’s coming breadlines, beginning with the fall of 2010, cascading into elections in 2012 and beyond.
ABC Strokes the Mighty One’s Ego
June 20, 2009 by Dr. Dave
Filed under Featured Writers
FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!
Ten Reasons Why Medicare for All Will Be AWESOME!
June 7, 2009 by Dr. Dave
Filed under Commentary
CAR WHORES…Episode IV: A New Dope
June 4, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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The Obamapranos: Eh Joey!
May 27, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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Meet Your Typical Obamabot
May 20, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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The Obamapranos: D.C. Shakedown
May 19, 2009 by Dr. Dave
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